Beautiful Bits of Dialogue

[Wade "Deadpool" Wilson]

From Avengers Assemble #6:

Spider-Man: "Do you know you have a Hulk behind you?"
Captain America: "We brought him."
Iron Man: "So he can shove the Cosmic Cube up Thanos' butt."
Hulk: "Hulk can do that."

Also...

Black Widow: "And you're sure we can trust these Guardians of the Galaxy?"
Iron Man: "I can trust them, Natasha. You probably are incapable."
Black Widow: "Probably."

[Steve Rogers]

Fantastic

from Marvel Ultimate Alliance:

Deadpool: Now I'm the best at whatever it is that Wolverine does!