Post by Namor on Jul 22, 2012 9:52:33 GMT -5
Location: San Francisco, California.
Date: August 6, 2012
Time of Day: Morning
The voice mails beeped their way through the standard litany of work-related messages, telephone solicitations, enthusiastic modeling and magazine offers relayed through her agent, and creepy semi-stalker fanboy mutterings. About halfway through, one voice mail in particular broke the mold.
"Good day, Ms. Walters. You were recommended to me by one Matthew Murdock, who was of the opinion that your legal specialty would be more relevant in my particular case."
The voice was deep and self-assured, with a touch of arrogance and a subtle accent that popped and clicked hard consonants and drew out vowels.
"In an effort to reach a peaceful resolution of the grievances of my people against the surface world, I wish to explore the possibility of obtaining an injunction against the maritime activities of the United States government and several multinational corporations incorporated within the United States pending resolution of several lawsuits which will prove malfeasance and negligence on their parts. I wish to retain your services as legal council in this matter."
The tone of voice shifted a little, injecting a wry note of self-aware humor.
"I am, of course, aware that I will sound like a - what is the word? - crank, when I say this. I assure you that the grievances of my people are genuine, and that I would prefer to resolve our disagreements with your government through peaceful means. In token of good faith, a courier will deliver a consultation fee one half-hour after your office opens today. Should it prove convenient, I look forward to speaking with you this day, two hours after the first low tide after moonset1. Whether or not this time is agreeable to you, you may reach my message service at this same number.
"Until our first meeting I remain your humble servant, Namor the First, Rex Atlantis."
It should have been the message of a crackpot. Maybe it was the message of a crackpot. But the courier arrived on time, bearing ten one-ounce gold bars minted in the shape of stylized fish. So whatever else this "Namor" was, he was at least a wealthy crackpot.
110:47 a.m., so you don't have to look it up.
Date: August 6, 2012
Time of Day: Morning
The voice mails beeped their way through the standard litany of work-related messages, telephone solicitations, enthusiastic modeling and magazine offers relayed through her agent, and creepy semi-stalker fanboy mutterings. About halfway through, one voice mail in particular broke the mold.
"Good day, Ms. Walters. You were recommended to me by one Matthew Murdock, who was of the opinion that your legal specialty would be more relevant in my particular case."
The voice was deep and self-assured, with a touch of arrogance and a subtle accent that popped and clicked hard consonants and drew out vowels.
"In an effort to reach a peaceful resolution of the grievances of my people against the surface world, I wish to explore the possibility of obtaining an injunction against the maritime activities of the United States government and several multinational corporations incorporated within the United States pending resolution of several lawsuits which will prove malfeasance and negligence on their parts. I wish to retain your services as legal council in this matter."
The tone of voice shifted a little, injecting a wry note of self-aware humor.
"I am, of course, aware that I will sound like a - what is the word? - crank, when I say this. I assure you that the grievances of my people are genuine, and that I would prefer to resolve our disagreements with your government through peaceful means. In token of good faith, a courier will deliver a consultation fee one half-hour after your office opens today. Should it prove convenient, I look forward to speaking with you this day, two hours after the first low tide after moonset1. Whether or not this time is agreeable to you, you may reach my message service at this same number.
"Until our first meeting I remain your humble servant, Namor the First, Rex Atlantis."
It should have been the message of a crackpot. Maybe it was the message of a crackpot. But the courier arrived on time, bearing ten one-ounce gold bars minted in the shape of stylized fish. So whatever else this "Namor" was, he was at least a wealthy crackpot.
110:47 a.m., so you don't have to look it up.